Description
Behold the “Banana for Scale” — a revolutionary measuring device for a nation that still can’t decide what a meter is.
At a staggering 7 inches long, this precision-engineered fruit-shaped unit finally gives Americans a standard they can understand: not centimeters, not millimeters, not logical increments… just a banana. One single, mighty, 7-inch banana.
Perfect for product photos, scientific comparisons, or simply reminding the world that a country that sent humans to the moon still measures things in football fields, pickup-truck lengths, and “about yea big.”
Upgrade your toolkit. Ditch the ruler. Embrace the banana. America already has.